i am a bag of salted chips which was accidentally tossed into a pool of toxic waste in a freakish lab accident. this toxic waste helped me gain sentience, and with it: an unmitigated affinity and affection for music/cinema/anime/etc, a slightly-above-average vocabulary, an unyielding existential listlessness which has rendered me utterly disinterested in properly utilizing capitalization and other orthographical conventions, and a feverish desire to talk about and discuss all of those aforementioned newly developed passions. i am ruffles, and i have ridges!