i am a bag of salted chips which was accidentally tossed into a pool of toxic waste in a freakish lab accident. this toxic waste helped me gain sentience, and with it: an unmitigated affinity and affection for music/cinema/anime/etc, a slightly-above-average vocabulary, an unyielding existential listlessness which has rendered me utterly disinterested in properly utilizing capitalization and other orthographical conventions, and a feverish desire to talk about and discuss all of those aforementioned newly developed passions. i am ruffles, and i have ridges!
- RUFFLES TALKS TV: Twin Peaks: The Return Parts 1&2 May 23, 2017
- In Heaven, Everything is Fine – Eraserhead (ADLR PART I) May 16, 2017
- A David Lynch Retrospective – Preface April 30, 2017
- kendrick lamar, “DAMN.”, and the inevitable condemnation of the conscious rapper. April 14, 2017